Austin 3:15: CFB IS SO BACK!!!

15 WEEKEND HEADLINES. 15 BOTTOM LINE THOUGHTS. 15 WORDS OR LESS.

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Arch Manning and #1 Texas got cooked by Matt Patricia’s Ohio St. defense

1) Arch played like arse against a great defense. Not very Heisman-like.. But patience is needed.

NFL

MICAH PARSONS TRADED; Packers have to be Super Bowl favorites; Jerry Jones has to have CTE

2) Spare me any cope justifying trading a non-problematic, generational talent in his early prime.

Rashee Rice gets six games after almost killing numerous people while driving belligerent AND fleeing the scene

3) To the NFL, it’s fine to almost kill some people, just don’t smoke any grass.

NCAA

In his final College Gameday, Lee Corso nails all his picks

4) Leave it to the legend to put on an absolute clinic for his final act.

This isn’t Nick Saban’s Alabama football anymore; Tide get manhandled by Florida State

5) One block was a microcosm of how things went and the state of Alabama football.

We already have three CFB catch of the year candidates

6) CJ Daniels, Denzel Boston, and Brooks Johnson.. just WOW!!

Kansas State QB Avery Johnson barely prevents his dad from fighting his brother in the parking lot again

7) #17 KSU narrowly escapes major upset to North Dakota on Johnson’s last minute TD.

Keep an eye on Cal QB Jaron-Keawe Sagapolutele. Good luck pronouncing that though

8) Sagapolutele made a few bigtime throws and added three touchdown flicks. Kid looks good.

First paint-peeling hit of the year comes from BYU’s kickoff team

9) Whoever #35 is had no remorse for human life. That’s assault brother!

LSU was completely robbed of highlight reel throw and catch touchdown

10) Do you also struggle to identify what’s a catch anymore? If so, this won’t help.

Are we sure Jonah Coleman isn’t RB1 in the nation?

11) Put some damn respect on the Husky RB! Elite vision, burst and contact balance

College football has a new live animal mascot and might be the best one yet

12) Bowling Green State has welcomed Pudge the cat to the sidelines. Absolute stud!

MLB

Kyle Schwarber should probably win the NL MVP after 4 HR, 9 RBI game and amid more Ohtani off-field scandals

13) The nine RBI game is a Phils record and the “MVP moments” are racking up

Brewers second baseman Brice Turang has 10 homeruns in August

14) Dude isn’t even a power hitter! His 1.113 OPS is tops in baseball for August

The Dodgers have four pinch-hit walk-off home runs since 2019

15) Will Smith has all four. The latest bailed out a Dodgers team regaining some footing