Austin 3:15: Kurtz so good; Training camp has arrived; MLB inductions; Brewers alumni Derby

15 WEEKEND HEADLINES. 15 BOTTOM LINE THOUGHTS. 15 WORDS OR LESS.

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Nick Kurtz becomes first ever MLB rookie with four homers in a game

1) It might have been the greatest game by any hitter ever; hands down AL RoY!

NFL

Caleb Williams looking like every other Bears QB ever; not an ideal camp so far

2) Oline is quality, they signed the top coach, weapons galore, but Caleb still looking iffy

Bengals finally end drama with 1st round pick Shemar Stewart; agree to deal

3) After tucking tail on paying Stewart, Bengals give him $19 million guaranteed. About damn time.

McLaurin ends hold out, reports to Commanders camp; missed out on $800k

4) No new deal but WR1 is in the building… getting his ankle treated. Baby steps.

So Aaron Rodgers wife is actually real; Steelers QB shares more

5) Private wife, happy life amirite? Anyways, AR8 genuinely seems very happily in love. *allegedly

Stay tuned on which version of Quentin Johnston we get this season

6) Plain and simple, these moments will not help him shake a bad drop reputation.

Sanders only Browns QB without snaps with the “1s”; fourth on the depth chart

7) Remember being told for a year that Shedeur is a first round talent? Crazy times.

MLB

Welcome to the hall boys: Ichiro, Sabathia, Billy Wagner, Dave Parker, Dick Allen

8) Ichiro said he never heard of the Marlins when they came calling in 2015.

New York Mets are the hottest team in baseball; winners of seven straight

9) When the bottom of the lineup and rotation come through, good things tend to happen.

Gunnar Henderson electric wild pitch moment

10) Henderson churned and burned from second, scoring on a wild pitch. Just ridiculous!

ESPN Bet has Misiorowski with a comfortable lead for NL RoY (-215)

11) Should “The Miz” handle the Cubs in his next start, tie a bow on it.

Speaking of Brewers, their alumni Home Run Derby was an electric factory

12) Some Brewers legends showed up to rip bombs. Turns out, they still have POP!

NBA

Marcus Morris arrested for writing fraudulent checks with no funds

13) All over an outstanding amount of $1,200. Is dude down that bad? 13-year NBA vet…

NCAA

Cal WR transfer Dazmin James’ got a little too big in such little time…

14) Few things are guaranteed in life: Death, taxes, and Dezmin James’ piss running hot. *allegedly

WNBA

Some are saying Napheesa Collier is having an all-time great season

15) Lynx Forward leads WNBA in points per game (23.5), and do not try her on defense